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Name: Tristan
Country: United States
State: North Carolina
Metro: Wilmington
Birthday: 9/23/1987
Gender: Male


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Member Since: 6/9/2004

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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

http://www.blog.myspace.com/theglin

That's right, bitches, I'm back.  Stick that in your "favorites" folder and smoke it.


Thursday, May 26, 2005


Well, summer's finally here.  I'm already bored...  I mean, there's so much I could be doing, reading, swimming, watching tv, palying video games, cleaning my room, etc.  I just don't feel like doing anything.  So, I'm not.  Oh well, doing nothing at home is better than doing nothing at school.  Sorry for the lack of humor in this entry, but my funny generators are running slow today.


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Kasabian
By Kasabian
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005


I caught my hair on fire yesterday.  I have these candles on my desk, and I was resting on my elbow, and a lock of my hair dangled too close to one of the flames.  I didn't even notice until I heard a crackling sound, and smelled it.  I reached up, and felt the lock smoldering.

Oh, in other news, I can finally drive again.  :)


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Sunday, May 15, 2005


Damn, last night was possibly the worst night at work I've ever had.  It was almost surreal.  All I remember was that there was a party of about eight guys who were drunk out of their fucking minds, and deided that it would be a good idea to smoke in the non-smoking section and sing shitty old songs so loud that I could hear them plainly from outside, for five hours. I finally got to leave at 12:30, thus making it the latest I've ever had to work to date.  But, on a positive note, I also made more in tips than I ever had before.  I made $40 from the bar alone, plus about another forty from the rest of the waitors.  If you divide that by the six hours I worked, you get a little over 13 dollars an hour just in tips.  Add in the additional $6 an hour I get, and I made a little over $19 an hour last night, so I really have no right to be complaining.


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Wednesday, May 04, 2005


IM Zen Moment

Decapitate911: dude

Decapitate911: you won't believe

Decapitate911: how hott this chick is

Decapitate911: I mean

Decapitate911: its insane

Decapitate911: its not imagininab;e

The Glin 23: what are you talking about?

Decapitate911: http://www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us/OffenderInfo/Photos/0027/13753/13753_current.jpg

Decapitate911: check out that babe

The Glin 23: that's not even a girl

Decapitate911: LMFAO

Decapitate911: ITS THE UGLYEST SEX OFFENDER I'VE EVER SEEn

Decapitate911: HAVE NIGHTMARES LIKE ME NOW BITCH

The Glin 23: nightmares?

The Glin 23: shit, I'd tap that any day

Decapitate911: ..........................

Decapitate911: bye tris


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